This should keep you lot quiet for a few more weeks.

A girl from Sydney was driving down the freeway when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the
freeway. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the girl, "There's bloody
hundreds of them!"


Another Sydney girl was involved in a serious crash; there's
blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out
of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground.

Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some
questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: " Sharon ."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon : "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon : "Sydney, mate."

Love it, this is a REAL problem in Phoenix area. People can't seem to figure out which way to get on the freeways... DOH

Now I know what Glen Campbell was singing about!