Now that I'm older........

(but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling
apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. If all is not lost, where is it?

6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

7. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

8. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

10.It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

11. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

12. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

13. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

14. It's not hard to meet expenses - they're everywhere.

15. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

16. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere and then wonder what I'm here after.

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Out of the mouths of babes!
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I'm not absent minded; I'm

The sad part is it's all true!

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I kept asking myself - who did I already forward this to? I don't remember... Oh well. They think I just send spam anyway so what's another email?