Serious Question?

Is DennisB the REAL Santa Claus?

HO, HO, HO......NO. Just a Santa doppelganger. It's just the time of year. HO, HO, HO.

Now if Kurt publishes his Santa picture he will be a doppelgangers/doppelganger.

Only time will tell?

Dennis if I catch you by my christmas tree after minight please have some shiny crome that will fit my swing.The milk and cookies will be waiting, what kind of cookies do you prefer. My grandson wants to know if you are a Santa impersonater.

I can't eat cookies any more....but my raindeer love them.

OOP'S....HO, HO, HO.

Nah. you look more like St Nick. Besides Ive only got the "summer" suit version

Kurt,

It maybe a summer Santa Outfit but you look great in it.

HO, HO, HO,

The raindeer love Raisin and Oatmeal cookies. Comet prefers Peanut Butter cookies.

Great look you guys!

Kurt,

I need someone of your high caliber to head up my SPO (South Pole Operations).

After many long years of managing the NPO (North Pole Operations), I decided to split the organization in two parts and open a Southern Hemisphere Branch near the southern Pole area.

This SPO will take 49 Percent of the work load form the NPO each season and be responsible for the manufacturing and distributing toys to ALL the good little Girls and Boys in the southern regon of the planet.

As you are aware, I have been maufacturing scooter accessories here in my small work shop to subsidies the start-up cost of this new operation and have requested that my most experienced work force (Senior Elfs) from the NPO be temporarily relocated to the SPO to help you with trainning of the local work force... being penguins.

Penguins are trainable and should povide a decent workforce to get the job done each year. At this time the penguin population has very little manufacturing under their belts and just want to swim, waddle around and eat fish. I know you can get them into shape by next season.

You will get NO pay or monetary compensation for your effort but will get to travel quite a bit one night a year in a company flying sled with the raindeer of your liking.

Please let me know if your interested. You've got the right stuff.

Sounds like a good idea, but the Penguins can be a problem.
As they have no fingers only flippers, their manufacturing prowess is limited. The flippers are only good for general backslapping of each other over their fishing exploits around the watercooler.
Their Union also demands very expensive cool rooms for them to work in in comfort.
However they can make great PR representatives as their standards of dress are exemplary.

The lady penguin (from Ohio) on the left is actually my boss in real life and the outfit is called "The Ballpoint Penguins", so I reckon I know a bit about penguin behaviour.
If the roos could be trained they would make better workers. There are many many more of them and they supply their own sacks. Unfortunately they are attributed to having VERY low I.Qs.
Koala's could be great climbing down the old chimneys, but as they don't have any IQ's (you know the story dont you?) they may just roll up and sleep in the Christmas tree and act like an ornament.