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PostSubject: Crumpled...........   Crumpled........... I_icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2024 2:00 pm

A woman stands in front of her husband and asks: "Have you ever seen 20 dollars completely crumpled?"
"No," he answers, confused.
She smiles seductively at him, opens the top buttons of her blouse and slowly reaches deep into her cleavage.
From there she pulls out a completely crumpled banknote. The man likes this very much. He takes the note and beams.
Then she asks: "And have you ever seen 50 dollars completely crumpled?"
Full of excitement, he says no.

She slowly pulls up her skirt a little and reveals a completely crumpled banknote.
He takes the banknote and breathes quickly with excitement.
"And now," she whispers in his ear, "tell me if you have ever seen 30,000 dollars completely crumpled?"
With a trembling voice he says: "No, oh no. I have to see that!”
She replies: “Then look in the garage.”
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PostSubject: Re: Crumpled...........   Crumpled........... I_icon_minitimeFri Jun 14, 2024 2:11 pm

That is outstanding! I will be using that joke, giving credit of course.
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PostSubject: Re: Crumpled...........   Crumpled........... I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 15, 2024 2:49 am

Nice oneĀ 😂 Worth passing on to the rideout group.
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PostSubject: Re: Crumpled...........   Crumpled........... I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 15, 2024 7:41 am

Haha! Very good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Crumpled...........   Crumpled........... I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 15, 2024 9:36 pm

That was a good one!!! I'll have to remember it.
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