Crumpled...........

A woman stands in front of her husband and asks: "Have you ever seen 20 dollars completely crumpled?"
"No," he answers, confused.
She smiles seductively at him, opens the top buttons of her blouse and slowly reaches deep into her cleavage.
From there she pulls out a completely crumpled banknote. The man likes this very much. He takes the note and beams.
Then she asks: "And have you ever seen 50 dollars completely crumpled?"
Full of excitement, he says no.

She slowly pulls up her skirt a little and reveals a completely crumpled banknote.
He takes the banknote and breathes quickly with excitement.
"And now," she whispers in his ear, "tell me if you have ever seen 30,000 dollars completely crumpled?"
With a trembling voice he says: "No, oh no. I have to see that!”
She replies: “Then look in the garage.”

That is outstanding! I will be using that joke, giving credit of course.

Nice one  Worth passing on to the rideout group.

Haha! Very good one!

That was a good one!!! I'll have to remember it.

WOW best I have heard for a while.