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zrx212
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PostSubject: Classic! A blast from the past.   Classic! A blast from the past. I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 25, 2021 8:22 am

Chinese Proverbs

1 Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
2 Man who run in front of car get tired.
3 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7 Man with one chopstick go hungry.
8 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
9 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
10 Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
11 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
12 War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
13 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15 It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
16 Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
17 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
18 Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20 Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
21 Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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PostSubject: Re: Classic! A blast from the past.   Classic! A blast from the past. I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 25, 2021 4:49 pm

Good ones.

Man with hole in pocket feel really cocky all day.
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PostSubject: Re: Classic! A blast from the past.   Classic! A blast from the past. I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 26, 2021 7:49 am

Good ones! jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Classic! A blast from the past.   Classic! A blast from the past. I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 26, 2021 4:18 pm

I like number 12, not giggle funny but very true.
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PostSubject: Re: Classic! A blast from the past.   Classic! A blast from the past. I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 30, 2021 6:00 pm

A few more...  CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY:

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who puts nose to grindstone gets flat face.

And Finally, Confucius Did Not Say.

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!


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