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PostSubject: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 25, 2021 2:22 pm

We're still battling 🦠 COVID-19 🦠, and the next thing is here already 🦠 🙄🦠

The *NILE Virus, type C*

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.

It is called the *C-NILE* virus!

And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —

The *D-NILE* virus.
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 25, 2021 8:32 pm

Hi there Bill. I don't think I've got any of those symptoms. I haven't noticed any yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 25, 2021 8:33 pm

Oh Crap! That was a #3 wasn't it??
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 25, 2021 8:34 pm

Hi there Bill. I don't think I've got any of those symptoms. I haven't noticed any yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeFri Feb 26, 2021 1:33 am

I have noticed a few symptoms of Nile virus lately. Go into a room in my house and wonder why I came into it, seems to be the worst on so far.
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeFri Feb 26, 2021 7:35 am

Funny, but sadly a lot of truth to it, as near as I can remember!
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeSat Feb 27, 2021 1:20 pm

I must have caught this, good job my bike has a homing instinct or i really would be in trouble!
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PostSubject: Re: Nile virus   Nile virus I_icon_minitimeSun Feb 28, 2021 4:09 pm

I took my rather tired CX650ED to work one sunny morning when it suddenly occurred to me that I had removed the front wheel a few days before but I don't remember torquing up the axle.

I slowed down and took a look over the handlebars only to see the axle and nut moving freely. I pulled up, and got off and went round to the back of the bike to get the toolkit when my precious machine gently rolled off the side stand and lied down onto the tarmac. No damage done, even the left hand cylinder hit the ground but survived. (no crash bars!).

I was 33yrs old....senility? Maybe I was born senile....but I'm getting better with age. thumbs up

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