Super Scooter Rider
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|Subject: Two Old Men.............. Fri Nov 13, 2020 1:52 pm|| |
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:
"Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference"
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says,
"You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."
"A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.....and took my teeth with her.
Silver Wing Expert
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|Subject: Re: Two Old Men.............. Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:44 pm|| |
Well, that made me laugh out loud...
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|Subject: Re: Two Old Men.............. Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:10 pm|| |
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|Subject: Re: Two Old Men.............. Sat Nov 14, 2020 7:03 am|| |
Too funny! Hope I get my teeth back...
Silver Wing Guru
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|Subject: Re: Two Old Men.............. Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:15 am|| |
And they each were probably thinking about their friend's experience and thinking this:
"Gee, that sounds a lot like my ex-wife... poor fellow"
Silver Wing Expert
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|Subject: Re: Two Old Men.............. Mon Nov 16, 2020 12:17 am|| |
It's all fun and games until you loose your teeth. Ha! Ha! Ha!