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PostSubject: The Catholic Daughter   The Catholic Daughter I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 26, 2020 2:41 pm

The Irish Catholic daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this
time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know
how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't You know
what you put your Mother through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute...

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxury fur coat,
title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate
for 5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy
the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)
invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?", said the father.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"

"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a
Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!" Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Catholic Daughter   The Catholic Daughter I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 27, 2020 8:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Catholic Daughter   The Catholic Daughter I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 27, 2020 6:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Catholic Daughter   The Catholic Daughter I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 27, 2020 9:54 pm

Now that's a good one!!!
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