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jobo2mi
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 120
Age: 58
Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Points: 530
Registration date: 2011-06-06
 |  Subject: Going to the Doctor  Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:36 am | |
| There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.  I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. ... A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'  The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.  The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice ... 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't pee out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter... |
|   | | joncallihan
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 786
Age: 74
Location: Lafayette, Colorado, USA
Points: 2110
Registration date: 2009-02-16
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:17 am | |
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| | | | pancho
Super Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 219
Age: 56
Location: Brownsville Texas
Points: 793
Registration date: 2010-11-03
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:24 am | |
| I like it.....  |
| | | | Opalsboy
Silver Wing Guru
Number of posts: 1279
Age: 67
Location: Rison, Arkansas
Points: 2697
Registration date: 2009-01-10
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:52 pm | |
| I have had the same problem with my ears lately.  |
| | | | JeffR_
Site Admin
Number of posts: 344
Age: 52
Location: Fremont, Ca
Points: 3687
Registration date: 2010-05-12
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:38 pm | |
| I like that one. So when I go to the hearing doctor, since I really do have hearing loss, what do I tell the nurse then. I read this joke and just started laughing and my daughter now wants to read the joke. Of course I said no.
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| | | | honda_silver
Site Admin
Number of posts: 2258
Age: 51
Location: Georgetown, Tx
Points: 3606
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:42 pm | |
| | JeffR_ wrote: | | I read this joke and just started laughing and my daughter now wants to read the joke. |
I told the joke to my wife and 15 year old son ... just changed a few words._________________ Bill - Georgetown TX 07 Silver Wing ABS Clearview w/vent, Givi E96/TB19/E52 with Admore Lighting, Alaskan Leather, Wrist Rests, 3M Solas tape, K&N air, Hyperpro spring, Grip Puppies, Airhawk, Utopia backrest, Stebel, Apexcone HIDs, StingerZ LEDs (w/Backoff WigWag), Knight Rider Sequential LED, NGK Iridium, Power Commander III, Manic Salamander, Saeng mirrors, Garmin Zumo 660, Dark-Side Sumitomo Tire  |
| | | | jobo2mi
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 120
Age: 58
Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Points: 530
Registration date: 2011-06-06
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:08 am | |
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| | | | Windrider
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 133
Age: 73
Points: 828
Registration date: 2010-07-05
| | | | | KurtPerthWA
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 944
Age: 63
Location: Belmont, Perth WA
Points: 2751
Registration date: 2009-01-19
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:00 am | |
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| | | | tinman
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 156
Age: 63
Location: Matheson, Ontario, Canada
Points: 357
Registration date: 2011-11-29
| | Subject: Re: Going to the Doctor Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| A woman meets a young who came to canada from Italy. They got married, and over the years ,things that he did that she disliked. He always picked his nose , and when they made love , he was always on top . One day she ask him why he did that.He replied that when he left the old country,his father told him that in canada ,you be polite ,keep your nose clean,and don't fxxxk up.  |
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