A little boy and a little girl were on the playground arguing about which was better, boys or girls.

"Girls are prettier," says the girl.

"Boys are stronger," the boy retorts.

"Girls are smarter," she replies.

"Boys make more money," he says

"Girls know how to get all the money"

To this the boy pulls out his willy and says "Yeah well I have one of these and you don't!"

So she pulls down her pants and shows him her vagina and says "Yeah, well I have one of these and I can get as many of those as I want!"