Opalsboy
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Location: Rison, Arkansas
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 |  Subject: Honesty is the best policy  Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:10 am | |
| An Elderly Rison woman was arrested recently for shoplifting in our local grocery store.
When she appeared before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She answered, "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen the peaches, and she answered that she was hungry.
The judge asked, "how many peaches in the can?"
She answered "Six."
"Then I will give you six days in jail."
The woman's husband suddenly stood, and asked if he could say something.
"What is it?" the judge asked.
"Your honor, she also stole two cans of peas". |
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JeffR_
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Location: Fremont, Ca
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| | Subject: Re: Honesty is the best policy Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:53 am | |
| Gary, Your wife better not ever get caught stealing. Or at least if she does that she should leave you at home when she has to go to court. 
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honda_silver
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| | Subject: Re: Honesty is the best policy Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:25 pm | |
| | Opalsboy wrote: | The woman's husband suddenly stood, and asked if he could say something.
"What is it?" the judge asked.
"Your honor, she also stole two cans of peas". |
Are you sure this is not you  _________________ Bill - Georgetown TX 07 Silver Wing ABS Clearview w/vent, Givi E96/TB19/E52 with Admore Lighting, Alaskan Leather, Wrist Rests, 3M Solas tape, K&N air, Hyperpro spring, Grip Puppies, Airhawk, Utopia backrest, Stebel, Apexcone HIDs, StingerZ LEDs (w/Backoff WigWag), Knight Rider Sequential LED, NGK Iridium, Power Commander III, Manic Salamander, Saeng mirrors, Garmin Zumo 660, Dark-Side Sumitomo Tire  |
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Opalsboy
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Number of posts: 1279
Age: 67
Location: Rison, Arkansas
Points: 2697
Registration date: 2009-01-10
| | Subject: Re: Honesty is the best policy Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:01 pm | |
| My wife is not elderly.... I won't tell her you suggested that. |
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"Hi Yo"
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Location: North Texas
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Registration date: 2010-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Honesty is the best policy Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:20 pm | |
| And a bag of rice.  |
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