The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.


Grumpy leads the pack.


'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'


Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'


The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ..'


In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.


Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.


Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'


The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ...


'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.


Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.


Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'


The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'


The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......


'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'







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Now that's funny.

OMG! You are a sick funny person. That joke was good enough to copy and past to my friends in Hot mail. Hope you don'd mind.
Happy Thank giving.

My mother- in- law had a dream . She dreamt that she had died and she was going to be with her man that died the day before .
she came up to ladder that reach to the sky. St peter was there and gave her a
piece of chalk to write all the sins she made over the years.after a few hours
of climbing and writing, a man was coming down,it was her man . What hap pen ?. He replied , I ran out of chalk.--------