Potatoes
Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,and
finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they
called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They
warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she
wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself
like 'Hot Potato'.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch
Potato either.

She would eat properly so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
for those hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from
France called the French Fries. And when she went out West, she
must watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't
get scalloped.

They sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ). So that when
she graduated she'd really be "in the Chips".

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and
announced she was going to marry David Letterman.

"David Letterman!!!!", they cried. They were very upset and
told Yam "You can't possibly marry David Letterman because he's
just ......




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