KurtPerthWA
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 944
Age: 63
Location: Belmont, Perth WA
Points: 2751
Registration date: 2009-01-19
 |  Subject: Bondi Beach  Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:20 am | |
|  Paddy, was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach Australia and couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls, so he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing or looking sick! So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Bloody Hell!" said the lifeguard, "Maaaaate. The potato goes in the front!" |
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joncallihan
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 786
Age: 74
Location: Lafayette, Colorado, USA
Points: 2110
Registration date: 2009-02-16
| | Subject: Re: Bondi Beach Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:54 am | |
| Oh, so very Irish.  |
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"Hi Yo"
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 861
Age: 63
Location: North Texas
Points: 1836
Registration date: 2010-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Bondi Beach Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:39 am | |
| Note to self: Remove Bondi beach from bucket list!  |
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jobo2mi
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 120
Age: 58
Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Points: 530
Registration date: 2011-06-06
| | Subject: Re: Bondi Beach Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:12 am | |
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Opalsboy
Silver Wing Guru
Number of posts: 1279
Age: 67
Location: Rison, Arkansas
Points: 2697
Registration date: 2009-01-10
| | Subject: Re: Bondi Beach Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:06 am | |
| Kurt.... you are the man.  |
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