Subject: The Convention


>A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking
>his seat as he settled on the plane, he suddenly realized that 'SHE'
>was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat
>right beside him ...!
>
> "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
>
> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business.. I'm going to the
> annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States .."
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
> Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
>
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
> business role at this convention?"
>
>
> "Lecturer," she responded," I use my experience to debunk some of the
> popular myths about sexuality.."
>
>
> "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
>
>
> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
> are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
> Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
> actually itis the men of Greek descent.
> We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories
> are the Irish."
>
>
> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
> said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
> know your name!"
>
>
> "Tonto," the man said.. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
> Paddy."
>