THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, she stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of sensibly telling her it's not so, he managed to come up with this suggestion:

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, she fetchs a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

'How long will this take?' she asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies.

She stopped... 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.