A young couple meet from an internet dating service and hit it off really well.

The evening goes so well, he says to his beautiful date "Lets get married tonite" She says " I really like you, but don't you think were rushing it a little? We don't really know each other " He says "If we get married we can learn about each other as we go" so she agrees and they get married.

They are sitting by the pool on their honeymoon and he gets up, goes to the diving board and performs a 2 1/2 gainer, barely making a ripple when he hits the water. He sits back down and she says "Wow! That was incredible!". He says " I won a gold medal diving at the Olympics".

With that, she gets up, jumps in the pool and swims 148 laps non stop and then crawls out of the pool and returns to her chair. He says "Wow! I'll bet you were an Olympic marathon swimmer!" She says "Nope, I am a hooker from Peoria, Il. I work both sides of the river "

Now that is getting to "KNOW" someone in the Biblical sense.