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PostSubject: The Sneeze   Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:21 pm

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

Thinking nothing of it, the man went back to his reading. A few minutes
later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then
shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman had a cold, the man was somewhat curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before,
she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man finally turned to the woman and
said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped
your nose and then shuddered violently. 'Are you okay?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical
condition - whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, although more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I've
never heard of that condition before,' he said. 'Are you taking anything
for it?'

The woman nodded. 'Pepper'.

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PostSubject: Re: The Sneeze   Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:50 pm

Pass that pepper please....
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