The phone rings a few days ago, and this guy says, "I'm coming to kick your ass!" He sounds really pissed off.

So I asked, "What? What the hell are you talking about? Who is this? Do you have the wrong number?"

"You don't know who this is?" he replied.

I said, "No, who is this?"

He says, "This is the guy whose wife you've been screwing!!!"

So I said, "I'm sorry. Could you be more specific."

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