An elderly couple was sitting having lunch at the nudist colony when the wife says,
“Oh my gosh! I’ve just gotten the worst case of heartburn.”
The husband looks up and says, “Nah, your boob just fell in the soup.”
Two elderly ladies are sitting playing scrabble:
“You know, Barbra, I’ve been thinking about getting my belly button pierced.”
“Why would you do that?”
“Well I figure I could put a hook in it to hold my bra up.”
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hereReality is irrelevant. Its perception that counts.
Control people's perceptions, and you control their reality.
Subject: A couple of jokes for the elderly, not that we have any here... 
Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:28 pm
