Opalsboy
Silver Wing Guru
Number of posts: 1279
Age: 67
Location: Rison, Arkansas
Points: 2697
Registration date: 2009-01-10
 |  Subject: Investment advice...  Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:56 am | |
| Important to know...
IF
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned-in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon!
Makes you darned proud to be an American!!!
I don't drink alcohol, but after reading this, I am considering ... have to do some calculation of Diet Coke in the can...
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Waspie
Silver Wing Guru
Number of posts: 1739
Age: 60
Location: Portland, UK
Points: 2906
Registration date: 2009-07-26
| | Subject: Re: Investment advice... Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:22 pm | |
|  Nice one Gary. |
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pancho
Super Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 219
Age: 56
Location: Brownsville Texas
Points: 793
Registration date: 2010-11-03
| | Subject: Re: Investment advice... Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:25 pm | |
| I might start drinking  |
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"Hi Yo"
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 860
Age: 63
Location: North Texas
Points: 1835
Registration date: 2010-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Investment advice... Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:47 pm | |
| MPG may be higher in Tennessee.  |
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