A lawyer was approaching the gates of hell.
He says to the devil, "Look, I knew I was gonna end up here when I decided to be a lawyer, but there must be some mixup. I'm to young to die."
The Devil looks at his records.
"Nope says right here are scheduled to die when you are 81 and your time is up."
"Take close look at me! I'm only 38!"
The devil smirks and says, "This is hell. Here we determine the age of a lawyer based on their hours billed to clients."
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Subject: Lawyer Dead at the age of 92 
Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:42 am
