Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party...

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the men’s room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.
He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the ladder.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.
He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'


The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.
He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'


The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire...
He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'


The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:

'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons...

What about your son?'


The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... What a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

Now that is a good one....

Reminds me of a real life experience I had at work several years back.

My section boss, a retired army officer was chatting to a serving very senior officer, they both new each other from what I gathered by the intimate chat they were having.

Serving officer says to my boss, "so (insert name), how is your son doing these days"

"Very well" came the reply

"Remind me" says the army officer what exactly does he do?

Boss replies matter of factly, "he's in the pharmaceutical business, he sell drugs on Brighton beach!!!!!!"

End of conversation!!!