IN RECESSION?

The recession has hit everybody really hard, for example:


My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Peabody's laid off 25 Politicians.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of
5c coins while she danced.

If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their au-pairs and learned their
children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Australians were caught sneaking into Afghanistan.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.


And, finally....


Jack was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, his
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., he called the Suicide
Hotline. He got an operator at an overseas call centre, and when he told them he was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked if he could drive a truck.

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's why it's called Kurt's Korner!

I,am so poor....I can't even afford to pay ATTENTION............

Thanks for the smile.