jobo2mi
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 120
Age: 58
Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Points: 530
Registration date: 2011-06-06
 |  Subject: Riding the Bus  Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:38 am | |
| You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.  After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring at you, (What is their problem?) .... that's when you remember ... You've been listening to your iPod the whole time  |
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"Hi Yo"
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts: 861
Age: 63
Location: North Texas
Points: 1836
Registration date: 2010-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Riding the Bus Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:46 pm | |
| Hey Scooter Jo, Another member in the Korner. Thanks, we need all the laughs we can get. "Mirical Grow"  |
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john123
Maxi-Scooter Rider
Number of posts: 116
Age: 64
Location: Santa Barbara California
Points: 983
Registration date: 2010-02-21
| | Subject: Bus driver Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:33 am | |
| Hay don't make jokes about things like that. I am a supervisor/bus driver here in Santa Barbara California and I have to tell you, that I use a magic pillow when I drive. It's made for people in wheel chairs but when you need to cut one, it actually absorbs all the noise and the best part is the smell goes in but never comes out. It's a miracle I tell ya.  |
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