A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the
dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he
examined the body of Mr. Schultz, who was about to be cremated,
he made an amazing discovery: Schultz had the longest private part
he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schultz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to
be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to
be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's
distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase
and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and
opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Schultz is dead!"