A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a
farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

'Not yet momma,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's
a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with
a smile, and says: 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?