An old fellow is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff looks and says, "I'm sorry sir, but I must tell you it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, "I know that, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."

Kinda made me think of my first wife. I wanted to run over her a few times but I didn't own a truck back then....