Waspie Silver Wing Guru


Number of posts: 1739 Age: 60 Location: Portland, UK Points: 2905 Registration date: 2009-07-26
 | Subject: Snigger!!! Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:04 pm | |
| A trip to the local DIY retailer a few miles away was the only excuse I needed to get the 'Wing' out of the garage.
Made my purchases, several litres of paint, nails and a medium sized spirit level.
A young man and his girl friend, clutching a few litres of paint, were mounting his Suzuki motorcycle. He commented your going to have an interesting ride home mate, (sarcastically).
I placed ALL the bits and pieced in the trunk and commenced to put my helmet on.
Young man eyes gaping said, "well mopeds are good for that."
"Yup" I replied.
Young man; "when you have 400 cc you don't need storage".
"Suppose not, but my 600 cc moped should cope"!!!!!
Rode off, leaving both him and his girlfriend, (still clutching paint pot.)
I kept the smile all the way home. |
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jdeereanton Silver Wing Guru


Number of posts: 1767 Age: 74 Location: Huntsville, AL Points: 3057 Registration date: 2008-12-24
 | Subject: Re: Snigger!!! Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:12 pm | |
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LVScooterBill Maxi-Scooter Rider


Number of posts: 113 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA Points: 474 Registration date: 2011-06-07
 | Subject: Re: Snigger!!! Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:49 pm | |
| It never ceases to amaze me how people don't use common sense. I once had to reason with a guy before the light bulb went off in his head. He seemed to think the Burgman 400 I then had was only 50 or 80cc motor driven. I reminded him how small & light most 50cc mopeds were and asked him who would ever want to ride a big hulking 400 lb bike with only 50cc's when there are small light weight ones like the 176 lb SYM DD50. That got him thinking.  You'd wonder if a 50cc motor could even get a heavy SWing even up to 20 mph! Kind of like a 6 foot man with an infant's heart transplanted into his chest. Like I said: common sense! |
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jobo2mi Maxi-Scooter Rider


Number of posts: 120 Age: 58 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Points: 529 Registration date: 2011-06-06
 | Subject: Re: Snigger!!! Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:40 pm | |
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Acquit Scooter Rider


Number of posts: 63 Age: 49 Location: Grand Coulee, WA Points: 427 Registration date: 2011-06-12
 | Subject: Re: Snigger!!! Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:45 pm | |
| | Waspie wrote: | I kept the smile all the way home. |
Funny stuff. |
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Waspie Silver Wing Guru


Number of posts: 1739 Age: 60 Location: Portland, UK Points: 2905 Registration date: 2009-07-26
 | Subject: Re: Snigger!!! Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:38 am | |
| Pretty much had the Suzi rider sussed from first sighting of him. Shorts, T-Shirt, gloves and helmet. GF virtually the same but sorta nicer on the eye!!!!!! |
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