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oldwingguy
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PostSubject: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 19, 2020 10:48 am

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.


To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.


When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.


Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”


Cop: “Please step out of the car”
Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”


I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.


I had my patience tested. I’m negative.


Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.


If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”


When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.


Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 is the new midnight.


I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.


I run like the winded.


I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.


When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”


I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.


When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?


I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.


When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”


It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.


Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.


That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.


Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.


The older I get, the earlier it gets late.




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gustav
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Age : 68
Location : Davenport, Iowa
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Registration date : 2019-04-13

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 19, 2020 4:23 pm

Amen Brother!
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Number of posts : 119
Location : Norfolk, VA
Points : 714
Registration date : 2018-07-16

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 19, 2020 5:44 pm

Wow, just wow! Truer words have never been spoken!
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"Hi Yo"
Silver Wing Guru
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Age : 71
Location : Winnsboro, Texas, U.S.A.
Points : 6825
Registration date : 2010-02-17

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 19, 2020 11:47 pm



rolling laughter rolling laughter rolling laughter






That was so funny twenty years ago. (OK 30)
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steve_h80
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Number of posts : 498
Location : Teesdale, UK
Points : 1947
Registration date : 2016-05-15

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 20, 2020 3:54 pm

I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

Those two made me laugh out loud, absolutely brilliant.
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Winger61
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Silver Wing Rider
Winger61

Number of posts : 427
Age : 71
Location : Louth, Lincolnshire, UK
Points : 3870
Registration date : 2010-10-15

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 20, 2020 4:12 pm

oldwingguy wrote:


I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

I run like the winded.

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

I can claim all of these, along with -

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?Smile
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exavid
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Number of posts : 2525
Age : 77
Location : Medford, Oregon
Points : 6532
Registration date : 2009-07-17

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 21, 2020 1:32 am

Alas... I got it too. Sad Shocked
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Dale N.
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Dale N.

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Age : 73
Location : Princeton, MN
Points : 3741
Registration date : 2014-02-13

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 21, 2020 10:36 pm

Pretty much all that needs to be said is, "YUP"
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GoonerKev
Touring Scooter Rider
Touring Scooter Rider
GoonerKev

Number of posts : 301
Age : 66
Location : Reigate, Surrey, UK
Points : 664
Registration date : 2019-04-09

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeWed Jan 22, 2020 4:00 am

Just perfect Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Mike from NS
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Mike from NS

Number of posts : 389
Location : Nova Scotia
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Registration date : 2013-09-12

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PostSubject: Re: Play the is that me game :)   Play the is that me game :) I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 26, 2020 7:08 am

The good thing about these is that we can identify with them ... and still find them funny.
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