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oldwingguy
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PostSubject: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 04, 2019 10:32 am

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. " Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing ."OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
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gustav
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PostSubject: Re: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 04, 2019 5:01 pm

O my. Paul
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Mech 1 twa
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PostSubject: Re: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 04, 2019 6:08 pm

Lorena Bobbitt ???? OUCH.
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Sepp
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PostSubject: Re: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 05, 2019 2:28 pm

sounds like the little old lady from Passadena
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steve_h80
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PostSubject: Re: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 05, 2019 3:32 pm

Don't mess with little old ladies.
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KurtPerthWA
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PostSubject: Re: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 25, 2019 8:55 pm

chickendance chickendance
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Osprey
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PostSubject: Re: Cheap at twice the price    Cheap at twice the price  I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 26, 2019 9:48 am

Absolutely Hilarious! - old women can be very creative. Laughing

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