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PostSubject: The wife................   The wife................ I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 22, 2019 2:19 pm

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open-mouthed, listening to the tirade.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f###### mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can’t you see I’m still in my f##### pajamas? I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f### did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid a$$hole?”

The husband replied: “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”  Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: The wife................   The wife................ I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 22, 2019 2:23 pm

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand her a shovel!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The wife................   The wife................ I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 22, 2019 9:58 pm

gustav wrote:
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?     Hand her a shovel!!!

Mine would've hit me in the face with the shovel.
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PostSubject: Re: The wife................   The wife................ I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 23, 2019 7:50 am

Haha that's a good one... Don't tell my wife I said that. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: The wife................   The wife................ I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 23, 2019 1:05 pm

Yea, one must be careful with that joke! Paul
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