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PostSubject: The Bear........   The Bear........ I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 05, 2019 2:22 pm

A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a Bear on his roof. He looked on the internet and found a Bear Remover.

He called the number and the bear remover said he'd be there within the hour.

The bear remover duly arrived and got out of van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shot gun and a mean looking heavily scarred pit bull dog.

"What are you going to do to get the bear off the roof" the homeowner asked.

I'm going to put the ladder up against the roof then I'm going to go up there and use the baseball bat to knock the bear off the roof.

When the bear falls off the roof the pit bull is trained to grab the bear by the testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in a cage in the back of the van.

He then handed the shotgun to the home owner.

"Whats the gun for" asked the home owner.

If the bear knocks me off the roof you make damned sure you shoot the dog!

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PostSubject: Re: The Bear........   The Bear........ I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 05, 2019 7:16 pm

If the bear knocks me off the roof you make damned sure you shoot the dog! >> accurately < SmileSmile
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PostSubject: Re: The Bear........   The Bear........ I_icon_minitimeTue Feb 05, 2019 8:20 pm

What if it's a female bear? Then what?

500-600lb bear=baseball bat=fly swatter. 12 Gauge slug bear is off the roof and you have a nice rug.
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PostSubject: Re: The Bear........   The Bear........ I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2019 1:20 pm

Donald Trump would know how to grab the female bear.
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PostSubject: Re: The Bear........   The Bear........ I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 06, 2019 8:21 pm

Good one, so I stole it.
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