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PostSubject: Guts or Balls........   Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:28 pm

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
”BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal  silent
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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:55 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:52 pm




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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:56 pm

I got Guts on the first one BUT I think I'd be missing my balls on the second. Smile
LMAO cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:44 pm

LOL, no good outcome in either case.
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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:34 am

I may be stupid...but I am NOT crazy!!! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:18 pm

Loser on both cases- I always told the truth."Honey you ain't gonna believe this"
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PostSubject: Re: Guts or Balls........   Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:19 am

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