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Dale N.
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PostSubject: Hillary Monument   Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:45 pm

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left home, not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn’t know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Please send your generous donation to me and I’ll see that you receive the appropriate credit.
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Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $ 0.16 so far
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:24 pm

Dale I am sending you a new $3 bill to help out. chickendance
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:36 pm

rolling laughter applause applause applause
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:41 pm

I'm surprised you raised $0.16 cents. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:11 am

Sorry, but I did not like the joke. I didn't like either candidates, so I didn't vote. Just don't think that joke was funny. Not many political jokes are funny. But that is just me. My 2¢!

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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:50 am

I thought it was hilarious but in this day and age we probably should avoid such humor. Nowadays people get offended by EVERYTHING!

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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:57 am

Putting mine in the the mail the 2nd Tuesday of this week.
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:03 pm



Dale,

As soon as I get my $10,000,000 from that Nigerian lottery I won, I'll be making a generous donation. Wait for it!!


I too do not like political humor, but damn it they keep getting elected. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:26 pm

Hi Yo wrote:
 

  Dale,

 As soon as I get my $10,000,000 from that Nigerian lottery I won, I'll be making a generous donation.  Wait for it!!


 I too do not like political humor, but damn it they keep getting elected.   Laughing

Now, that was funny!

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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 4:32 pm

Political humour is vital. Laughing at politicians is very, very impotant otherwise they develop a misplaced sense of self esteem.
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:14 pm

Hi Yo wrote:
 

  Dale,

 As soon as I get my $10,000,000 from that Nigerian lottery I won, I'll be making a generous donation.  Wait for it!!


 I too do not like political humor, but damn it they keep getting elected.   Laughing

Clintons--- only problem Bill he kept getting ERECTED.
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:09 am

Political jokes are the only jokes I laugh it. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:24 pm

I like these kind of jokes. People in the world of politics and entertainment are fair game, and a lot of truth lies in the core of these jokes. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hillary Monument   Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:47 pm

Politics should be funny with all the clowns that keep getting elected.
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