Silver Wing Guru
Number of posts : 1702
Age : 70
Location : Belmont, Perth WA
Points : 6320
Registration date : 2009-01-19
|Subject: This should keep you lot quiet for a few more weeks. Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:05 am|| |
A girl from Sydney was driving down the freeway when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the
freeway. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the girl, "There's bloody
hundreds of them!"
Another Sydney girl was involved in a serious crash; there's
blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out
of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: " Sharon ."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon : "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon : "Sydney, mate."
Silver Wing Expert
Number of posts : 816
Location : Telford, UK
Points : 2723
Registration date : 2014-11-20
Number of posts : 1670
Age : 67
Location : Wickenburg, AZ
Points : 4585
Registration date : 2012-05-17
|Subject: Re: This should keep you lot quiet for a few more weeks. Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:33 am|| |
Love it, this is a REAL problem in Phoenix area. People can't seem to figure out which way to get on the freeways... DOH
Number of posts : 3284
Location : York, North Yorkshire, England UK
Points : 6675
Registration date : 2010-11-16
|Subject: Re: This should keep you lot quiet for a few more weeks. Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:39 am|| |
Now I know what Glen Campbell was singing about!