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PostSubject: Beer..........   Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:21 pm

Last weekend we discussed beer with some friends. One person then suddenly says that beer contains female hormones. After we took it a little bit because of his stupid remark, we decided to check the matter scientifically.

So each of us, purely for science, drank 10 beers. At the end of these 10 rounds we found the following:

1. We had gained weight.
2. We talked a lot without saying anything.
3. We had problems driving.
4. It was impossible for us to think even remotely logically.
5. We did not succeed in admitting when we were wrong, even if it seemed so clear.
6. Each of us believed he was the center of the universe.
7. We had a headache and no desire for sex.
8. Our emotions were difficult to control.
9. We held each other's hands.

And to top it off:

10. We had to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes, all at the same time.

further explanations are probably superfluous:
beer contains female hormones !  silent
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:40 pm


After reading this, I am headed to the Refrigerator.

Lloyd
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:11 pm

To be published in the April issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association.
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PostSubject: Beer   Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:25 pm

LOL.......again. Another big ole laugh this afternoon. Thanks
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:28 pm

So true. I'm drinking my third one now.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:22 pm

Urppppppp dial dink ta dat, 99 bittles of bear on the wal 99 bittles or ber Smile urppp
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:42 pm

In heaven there is no beer that's why we drink it here.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:50 pm

Mech 1 twa wrote:
In heaven there is no beer that's why we drink it here.  

Shocked  that's like telling a mechanoid that there's no silicone heaven  Shocked


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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:07 pm

Re Silicon heaven, not sure if you guy have seen Red Dwarf, here goes .....
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:35 pm

Its a song from the late 50's. Thats it.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer..........   Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:20 am

Makes perfect sense to me! Excuse me I "have to go"... LOL
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