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PostSubject: Marriage Guidance   Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:51 pm

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I try to get out on the motorbike."

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PostSubject: Marriage   Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:36 pm

L O L ! Another big ole laugh today....Thank You.
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:36 pm

I love this one!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:35 pm

My belly is still shaking. small moped
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:47 pm

cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:00 pm

It is getting harder and harder to find true Silverwing conversations on this site. I do like clean jokes, but, is there not another place for them where someone can go, so that we can actually talk about Silverwings on the general forum? The reason I bring this up is that in my profession I have (at times) less and less time to scroll through topics until I can find a legitimate one.
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:18 pm

Pastor Ron wrote:
It is getting harder and harder to find true Silverwing conversations on this site. I do like clean jokes, but, is there not another place for them where someone can go, so that we can actually talk about Silverwings on the general forum? The reason I bring this up is that in my profession I have (at times) less and less time to scroll through topics until I can find a legitimate one.

Sir, these are delegated to Kurt's Corner, a special section for jokes. If you will click the unread posts on the right that shows post since your last visit, they are listed with the section they are in. Don't click it if it says Kurt's Corner.
Easy Peasy.

Edit: The "View posts since last visit" is on the front page of the forum on the right side.
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PostSubject: Marriage Guidance   Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:03 am

It does seem rather easy to misunderstand because as soon as a post is made in Kurt's Corner it appears on the top of the "Latest Topics" column which does not elude as to category. That was a great explanation and even I understood it. I have not been on this site long and I'm learning loads thanks to all of you.
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:36 pm

I HAVE been on this site for awhile and I did not know this...thanks for the info
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PostSubject: Re: Marriage Guidance   Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:09 pm

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
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