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terrier
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PostSubject: Ageing................   Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:07 pm

As I get older, I realize...  
#1  -  I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
#2  -  I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit..
#3  -  I don't need anger management.  I need people to stop p**sing me off.
#4  -  My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5  -  The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down.  I'll remember it."
#6  -  I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7  -  These days, "on time" is when I get there.
#8  -  Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9  -  Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10  -  Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
#11  -  "Getting lucky" means walking into  a room and remembering why I'm there.
#12  -  When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment..  Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13  -  Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.
#14  -  I thought growing old would take longer.
#15  -  Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.
#16  -  I still haven't learned to act my age.
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carolina wing rider
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PostSubject: Ageing   Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:40 pm

L O L That is worth a big ole laugh.........Thank you. As funny as it is the down side is that much of it is true.............oh well.
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steve_h80
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PostSubject: Re: Ageing................   Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:22 pm

Lol, I love No 14.
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PostSubject: Re: Ageing................   Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:42 pm

I planned on stealing many of these, but I won't remember any by the time I have the chance to use them. Can't remember why.
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ItBeMe
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PostSubject: Re: Ageing................   Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:16 am

thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: Ageing................   Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:50 am

My original:
Ageing is when you go shopping with 2 items on your list: first one you forget, second one you can't remember !
Jay.
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Dale N.
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PostSubject: Re: Ageing................   Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:54 am

cotetoi wrote:
My original:
Ageing is when you go shopping with 2 items on your list: first one you forget, second one you can't remember !
Jay.

Been there. Done that!!
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"Hi Yo"
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PostSubject: Re: Ageing................   Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:03 pm

cotetoi wrote:
My original:
Ageing is when you go shopping with 2 items on your list: first one you forget, second one you can't remember !
Jay.



But it's okay, because you find the things you forgot last week. Laughing
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