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PostSubject: LOL, it's never what it seems to be.   Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:58 am

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender brings his drink he pays, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The bartender is watching and after another sip, the guy reaches into another pocket and pulls out a lizard and sets it on the bar. The Lizard stretches, walks over to the piano, sits down, and begins to play. A guy down the bar has been watching all of this happen and is fascinated, so he moves down next to the guy so he can watch better. After a couple of minutes the guy again reaches into his pocket and pulls out a mouse. The mouse walks over, leans against the piano, and begins to sing. The other patron tells the guy, "that's an amazing act you have there. Would you consider selling ?" The guys says no but the other patron begins to badger him until finally he says, "I'll tell you what, I'll sell you the mouse for a $1000." The guy can't get the money out of his pocket quick enough, takes the mouse and heads out the door. The bartender stands there stunned for a minute then says, "I can't believe you broke up that act". The guy replies, "It's no big deal really, the Lizard is a ventriloquist".
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PostSubject: Re: LOL, it's never what it seems to be.   Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:54 pm

Another good one!!!
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PostSubject: Re: LOL, it's never what it seems to be.   Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:45 pm


Guy walks up to the bar and tells the Bartender that he wants two bottles of Budweiser. He puts one in his inside coat pocket and drinks the other. Seeing the two empty bottles sitting on the bar, The Bartender again gives the man two more Budweiser's, Again watches the man put one in his inside coat pocket as he drinks the other.

The Bartender asks, Why are you putting that beer in your pocket? The guy replies that Joe likes beer and He is here in my pocket.

The Bartender, Say's Sure, I would like to see him, The Guy reaches into his pocket and produces a eight inch man who begins walking around on the bar.

The Bartender says that is amazing, Does he talk? the Guy says sure, Joe, Tell the Bartender about the Witch Doctor you called a F------ N-----.
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PostSubject: Re: LOL, it's never what it seems to be.   Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:48 am

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