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Super Scooter Rider
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Age : 68
Location : Morecambe, Lancs., UK.
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Registration date : 2016-06-03

PostSubject: First Aid -err?   Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:53 am

While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
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Maxi-Scooter Rider
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Location : Birmingham, AL
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PostSubject: Re: First Aid -err?   Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:21 am

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PostSubject: Re: First Aid -err?   Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:10 pm

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Silver Wing Expert
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Number of posts : 770
Location : Hocking Hills U.S.A.
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Registration date : 2016-01-29

PostSubject: Re: First Aid -err?   Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:27 pm

HMPTffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Wink
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Super Scooter Rider
Super Scooter Rider

Number of posts : 252
Age : 64
Location : Mebane NC
Points : 442
Registration date : 2018-01-22

PostSubject: First aid   Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:11 pm

Thank you for yet another great joke. Keep 'em comin' because there is no such thing as laughing too much.
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Location : Garland, Texas, U.S.A.
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PostSubject: Re: First Aid -err?   Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:22 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

More scrapes and broken bones coming!!!!
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