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PostSubject: Over 70 year olds   Fri 06 Oct 2017, 20:16

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 70 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Fri 06 Oct 2017, 22:52

rolling laughter
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Sun 08 Oct 2017, 08:21

Not quite there yet but I can relate to a bunch of these Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Sun 08 Oct 2017, 12:07

I'm on the way to being 70, but like Glenn, I'm feeling many of the side-effects that are a precursor of things to come. :-)

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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Mon 09 Oct 2017, 07:47

Went shopping the other day: don't ask what day, just the other day.
Two items on my list: piece of cake.
Got to store: forgot the first item and couldn't remember the second one !
Got back home, and neighbour welcomes me with " What a nice surprise !".
Jay.

Potential 70 yr old in training.
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Mon 09 Oct 2017, 10:10

Almost there but not yet. That happens to me once in a while.
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Mon 09 Oct 2017, 16:33

I had intended to write a neat response here, but forgot what I was going to say.
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Tue 10 Oct 2017, 00:01

I need a new oil plug. Anyone got any ideas?
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Tue 10 Oct 2017, 02:27

This happens several times a day for me. I see a broken piece and plan to repair it later. Later I find the other half of the broken piece, but can't remember where I had seen the first piece. Sometimes two days since seeing the first piece. Sometimes two minutes since I saw the first piece. But this evening my wife moved a storage cover for my boating parts. I got so upset with myself cause I had just opened the storage box an hour ago. She heard me saying some explicative words and asked me what I was looking for. After admitting my memory loss, she mentions that she moved it to another shelf. @#&_+(//;:-. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Over 70 year olds   Fri 13 Oct 2017, 23:33

Modernman1953 wrote:
I need a new oil plug.  Anyone got any ideas?  

Partzilla is a good source, reasonable prices fast service. I've purchased quite a few parts from them for Silver Wings and motorcycles.

https://www.partzilla.com/catalog/honda/scooter/2005/fsc600a-ac-silver-wing/crankcase
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